Abba ka Reception

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Air Hostess: Kya lenge?

Ismail Bhai: Chiken tikka, boti kabab,biryani, fish fry, kheer, ice cream or pan

Air hostess - Sir aap plane me aye hai aap ke abba ke reception me nahi..

Which Trip?

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An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men.
Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free

After Great Success,

The Company Sent Letters To All The Wifes
Asking How Was The Trip.
All Of Them Gave A Same Reply...

"Which Trip?"

Naam Bol

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Traffic police chalan book nikaal ke bola: Naam bol......?
Ladka: Galti ho gaya Sir.
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Police: Naam Bol .
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Ladka: Sorry sir Iss baar jane do dobara nahi hoga
Police: Naam bol
Ladka:"Trikulavattyy Thekkeparambli Venkateshwara Swami"
Police (book band karke): "chal nikal beta!
Agli baar gaadi dhire chalana

Ho Tum...

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Fijao meinn mehakti sham ho tum,
Pyar mein chalakta jaamm ho tum,
Tumhe dil mein chupaye rakhte hain,
Meri zindaagi ka dusra naamm ho tum...

Dard taal deta hai

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Vo muskura ke dard taal deta hai,
Kisi kisi ko khuda ye kamal deta hai.
Nazar utha ke jis ko dekh le woh ek bar,
Yakeen karo use mushkil mein daal deta hai.

Musafiron Ka Toh Raste Bhi Intezar Karte hai

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Jo Safar Ki Shuruwat Karte Hai,
Woh Manzil Ko Paar Karte Hai,
Ek Bar Chalne Ka Hounsla Rakho,
Musafiron Ka Toh Raste Bhi Intezar Karte hai

Ajib Kahani

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Apni Zindgi Ki To Ajib Kahani Hai
Jis Chiz Ko Chaha Wo Hi Begani Hai
Hanste hai Duniya Ko Hasane Ke Liye
Varna Duniya Dub Jaye In Ankho Me Itna Pani Hai