Santa : kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walon ne kam log bulaye hai.
Banta : to isme prob kya hai?
Santa :pata nahi papa mujhe le jayenge ya nhi
Banta : to isme prob kya hai?
Santa :pata nahi papa mujhe le jayenge ya nhi
Showing posts with label Santa Banta. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Santa Banta. Show all posts
Tuesday, July 8, 2014
Friday, November 1, 2013
Santa ka Beta..
Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish ke pass le Gaye
Jyotish:Ye jiska naam pehle bolega wo mar jayega
Baccha bola "PAPA" aur dusre din padosi mar gaya
Jyotish:Ye jiska naam pehle bolega wo mar jayega
Baccha bola "PAPA" aur dusre din padosi mar gaya
Santa ki Machali
Santa: oye Banta machali khayega?
Banta: nahi yaar usme bahot kaante hote hain.
Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.
Banta: nahi yaar usme bahot kaante hote hain.
Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.
Sunday, May 15, 2011
21 Topein..
Banta : Praji, Jab Main Paida Hua Tha To Military Walon Ne 21 Topein Chalayeen Thi.
Santa : Kamaal Hai ! Sab Ka Nishana Kayse Chook Gaya..?
Santa : Kamaal Hai ! Sab Ka Nishana Kayse Chook Gaya..?
Tuesday, May 10, 2011
Kiski Pant
Teacher : Agar tumhari aik Pocket me 500 Rs ho aur doosri mein 1000, to tum kya Sochogay ?
Santa: Yahi k mene kisi aur k Paint pehen li hai
Santa: Yahi k mene kisi aur k Paint pehen li hai
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