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Tuesday, August 5, 2014

Wife Chahiye

A guy wrote on his facebook status... "Wife Chahiye"
2 girls liked it and 140 men commented "Meri le jaa"
Guy wrote back "Kameenon maang nahin raha... Poochh raha hoon"

Sunday, July 6, 2014

PEPSI ki Bottal

Wife : Kuch Saal Pehle Mera Figure PEPSI ki Bottal ki tarah tha !!!

Husband : Wo to Ab b hai !!!

Wife : sach ???

Husband : Pehle Bottle 300ML ki thi
Ab 2-Litre ki hai ..

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Hastey raho..

Padosi:Yaar tere ghar se hamesha hasne ki awaaz aati hai. Khushi ka raaz
kya hai?
Husband: Biwi mujhe jute marti hai.. Lag jaye to woh hansti hai.. na lage
to main!

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Biwi-ko apni palko...

Biwi-ko apni palko-pe bitha-lo,
Deke khushi uske sare gham chura-lo,
Pyar aisa karo ke sab dehkte rahe jayen,
Padosan bhi aake kahe: "Muze bhi apni BIWI bana-lo"