કળીયુગના પતિ પત્ની

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કળીયુગના પતિ પત્ની એકબીજાને અડી શકે,

પણ એકબીજાના મોબાઈલને ના અડી શકે !!

😂😂😂😂😂

PEPSI ki Bottal

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Wife : Kuch Saal Pehle Mera Figure PEPSI ki Bottal ki tarah tha !!!

Husband : Wo to Ab b hai !!!

Wife : sach ???

Husband : Pehle Bottle 300ML ki thi
Ab 2-Litre ki hai ..

Author Of The Day

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A Month before Exams, we prefer the books of
Foreign Authors

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A Week before Exams, we prefer the books of
Local Authors

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A day before Exam,
trying to read
Our Own Notes

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On the day of Exam,

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We become
Authors.
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"Yaar!
Tu bass Heading bata baaqi Main khud likh lunga."

Time kya hua?

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Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?
Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!
Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.

Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo...

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Santa to Pappu:Where's Sukhna Lake?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.
Pappu: Who's Banta?
Santa: Pata nai.
Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.

Jab maine darwaza khola..

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Jab maine darwaza khola,
Apki ankho me AANSU,
chehre par hansi thi,
Sanso me aahen,Dil me bebasi thi.
Pehle kyu nahi bataya,
Darwaze me ungli phasi thi :)

21 Topein..

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Banta : Praji, Jab Main Paida Hua Tha To Military Walon Ne 21 Topein Chalayeen Thi.
Santa : Kamaal Hai ! Sab Ka Nishana Kayse Chook Gaya..?

Uble hue ande

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Premika- "Dear, tum murgiyo ko garam paani se kyu nehala rahe ho?"
Premi- "Taaki ye uble hue ande de!"

Kiski Pant

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Teacher : Agar tumhari aik Pocket me 500 Rs ho aur doosri mein 1000, to tum kya Sochogay ?
Santa: Yahi k mene kisi aur k Paint pehen li hai

Dua kabool nahi hoti.

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Ghalib ko ek dost ne kaha: Jo sharaab pite hai unki dua kabool nahi hoti.
Ghalib: Jinhe sharaab mil jai unhe dua ki zarurat nahi hoti.

Best Freind

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A good friend is one who tells you to study well…
But a best friend is one who stands outside the examination room and shouts

“Abbe kuch aa raha hai ya aur cheat fekuuuu....”

Dancing and singing chicken.

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Girl- Today i was cooking chicken, when i added HARA DHANIYA, guess what happened.
Boy- Pata nahi, tum batao
Girl- Chicken start dancing and singing “HUM PE YE KISNE HARA RANG DAALA… MAAR DAALA-ALLAAHH…

Izzat ka sawall

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Basanti : Bhag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai.
Dhanno : Tujhe apni padi hai meri soch jiske peeche GABBAR ke 10 ghode pade hai.

Kundli me sirf sukh likha he..

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Ek AADMI Jyotishi se:
Meri shaadi kyun nahi ho rahi hai...??

Jyotishi- Kaise hogi ??
Kundli me sukh hi sukh likha hai....!

My friend...

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A pathan want 2 commit suicide,
When asked: Why are you crying?
Pathan said: My wife ran wid my Best Friend
& i can't live without my friend.

Teacher Se Pyar

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Boy: Yaar Bohat Mushkil Hai 'Teacher' Se Pyar Karna.
Friend- Kyu?
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Boy- Love Letter Bheja Tha Assignment Samajh Kar Check Kar Dia..!!
Or Boli Handwriting Improve Karo.:)

HEIGHT OF SURPRISE...

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HEIGHT OF SURPRISE...!!!

GIRL: Today's My B'DAY, Wat R U Giftng Me??
BOY: Can U C Dat "PINK CAR" On The Right Side Of The Road???
GIRL: Yah Yah...
...BOY: I'm Giftng U "HAIR PINS" Of Dat Same Color..

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School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya,
Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya.
Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya,
Sari Class Fail, Aur..... Papu Pass Ho Gaya....

Biwi-ko apni palko...

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Biwi-ko apni palko-pe bitha-lo,
Deke khushi uske sare gham chura-lo,
Pyar aisa karo ke sab dehkte rahe jayen,
Padosan bhi aake kahe: "Muze bhi apni BIWI bana-lo"

TOM & JERRYd

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Dil mein basi hai dosti teri,
Ankho me basi hai tasveer teri,
Jab be aaye yaad humko teri,
Hum dekhte hai TOM & JERRY