Showing posts with label Cool SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cool SMS. Show all posts

Sunday, July 6, 2014

Khaamosh Rehkar bhi Sawaal

Koi Aankho-Aankho Se Baat Kar Leta Hai..

Koi Aankho-Aankho Mein Mulakaat Kar Leta Hai...

Bada Mushqil Hota Hai Jawaab Dena,

Jab Koi Khaamosh Rehkar bhi Sawaal Kar Leta Hai...

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Hamara Naam liya..

Zindagi udas hone ka kaam nahi,
DOSTI sirf paas hone ka naam nahi,
Agar tum door rehkar bhi hame yaad karo,
Iss se bada hamare liye koi inaam nahi.....

21 Topein..

Banta : Praji, Jab Main Paida Hua Tha To Military Walon Ne 21 Topein Chalayeen Thi.
Santa : Kamaal Hai ! Sab Ka Nishana Kayse Chook Gaya..?

Monday, April 4, 2011

Dua kabool nahi hoti.

Ghalib ko ek dost ne kaha: Jo sharaab pite hai unki dua kabool nahi hoti.
Ghalib: Jinhe sharaab mil jai unhe dua ki zarurat nahi hoti.

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Wada kiya tha

Ek janaje ko dekhkar ladki muskarai,
baba bola jawan maut par yu hasa nahi karte,
Beti boli baba wada kiya tha jab bhi milenge mauskraynge.

Lafz Bankar..

Lafz Bankar Kitabon Main Milenge
Mahek Bankar Phulo Main Milenge
Wada Raha Aap Se Jab Yaad Karoge Hume Dil Se
Khushi Ke Aansu Bankar Aankho Main Milenge.

Ek Adhuri Khwaish

Ek Adhuri Khwaish Meri Puri Hojaye
Muje Yaad Karna Unki Majburi HoJaye
A Khuda Kuch Aisi Takdir Bana De Ke
Unki Har Ek Khushi Hamare Bina Adhuri Ho Jaye

Mehfil Main Hasna

Mehfil Main Hasna To Hamara Mizaz Ban Gaya
Tanhai Main Rona Ek Raaz Ban Gaya
Dil ke Dard Ko Chehre Se Zahir Na Hone Diya
Yahi Zndgi Jine Ka Andaz Ban Gaya

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Pyar Ho Jata Hain

Kisi N Kisi Per Sabko Aitbar Ho Jata Hain
Ajnabi Koi Shaks Apna Ho Jata Hain
Khubiyo Se Nai Hoti Mohabbat Sada
Kamiyo Se Bhi Aksar Pyar Ho Jata Hain

Pyar Ho Jata Hain

Kisi N Kisi Per Sabko Aitbar Ho Jata Hain
Ajnabi Koi Shaks Apna Ho Jata Hain
Khubiyo Se Nai Hoti Mohabbat Sada
Kamiyo Se Bhi Aksar Pyar Ho Jata Hain

Izhar Chahte Hai..

Kuch Lamhe Aur Uska Sath Chahte Hai.
Ankho Me Thami Woh Barsat chahta Hai
Jante Hai Bahot Chahti Hain Woh Magar,
Uski Zuban Se Ek Bar Izhar Chahte Hai.

Zamanat Nahi Hoti

Dosti Kisi Ki Riyasat Nahi hoti
Maut Kisi Ki Amanat Nahi Hoti
Sambhal ke Rakhna Hamari Adalat Me Kadam
Yaha Dosti Todne Walo Ki Zamanat Nahi Hoti

My friend...

A pathan want 2 commit suicide,
When asked: Why are you crying?
Pathan said: My wife ran wid my Best Friend
& i can't live without my friend.

Teacher Se Pyar

Boy: Yaar Bohat Mushkil Hai 'Teacher' Se Pyar Karna.
Friend- Kyu?
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Boy- Love Letter Bheja Tha Assignment Samajh Kar Check Kar Dia..!!
Or Boli Handwriting Improve Karo.:)

HEIGHT OF SURPRISE...

HEIGHT OF SURPRISE...!!!

GIRL: Today's My B'DAY, Wat R U Giftng Me??
BOY: Can U C Dat "PINK CAR" On The Right Side Of The Road???
GIRL: Yah Yah...
...BOY: I'm Giftng U "HAIR PINS" Of Dat Same Color..

Google???

A nice pick-up line:
Boy: Hey girl! Is your name Google?
Girl: No-But why..?
Boy: bcoz you have all the things I’m searching for.....!

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Sardar

While having a brain check up…
Doctor : I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Sardar : Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor : Did you understand what I just told you?
Sardar : Yes of course, do you think I’m dumb?
Doctor : Then why are you so happy?
Sardar : Because that proves that I have a brain!

Uski Khwahish...

Be Wajah Usne Jane Kyu Duri Kardi
Bichhad Ke Mohabbat Hi Adhuri Kardi
Meri Qismat Me Gam Aye To Kya
Khuda Ne Uski Khwahish To Puri Kardi.

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Mushkil Rahen..

Mushkil Rahen Bhi Aasaan Ho Jati Hai.
Har Raah Par Pehchan Ho Jati Hai.
Jo Log Muskura Ke Karte Hai Saamna.
Kismat Unki Gulaam Ho Jati Hai.

Saturday, January 8, 2011

Some other day....

Night has ended for another day,
Morning has come in a special way,
May you smile like the sunny rays &
Leave your worries for some other day..