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Sunday, May 15, 2011

Gobar Jaisa Swad..

Santa : Kaisi Sabzi Banai Hai, Bilkul Gobar Jaisa Swad Hai !
Jasmeet : Hey bhagwan! Na Jane Inhone Kya-Kya Kha Ke Dekha Hua Hai. Gobar Ka Swad Bhi Pata Hai..!

Time kya hua?

Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?
Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!
Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.

Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo...

Santa to Pappu:Where's Sukhna Lake?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.
Pappu: Who's Banta?
Santa: Pata nai.
Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Kiski Pant

Teacher : Agar tumhari aik Pocket me 500 Rs ho aur doosri mein 1000, to tum kya Sochogay ?
Santa: Yahi k mene kisi aur k Paint pehen li hai

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Free Delivery

Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: "Free Delivery"