Saturday, December 24, 2011

Ajib Kahani

Apni Zindgi Ki To Ajib Kahani Hai
Jis Chiz Ko Chaha Wo Hi Begani Hai
Hanste hai Duniya Ko Hasane Ke Liye
Varna Duniya Dub Jaye In Ankho Me Itna Pani Hai
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Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Salary of Santa

Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary
Rs.2000/-, is it o.k
Santa Singh : U R great sir! Starting salary is
o.k.......but? ?
how much is DRIVING salary...?
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Santa Singh

Santa Singh at bar in New York.
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Santa Singh says - "Santa Singh Married"
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Sunday, May 15, 2011

Gobar Jaisa Swad..

Santa : Kaisi Sabzi Banai Hai, Bilkul Gobar Jaisa Swad Hai !
Jasmeet : Hey bhagwan! Na Jane Inhone Kya-Kya Kha Ke Dekha Hua Hai. Gobar Ka Swad Bhi Pata Hai..!
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Galat Sangat

Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur
woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.
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Time kya hua?

Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?
Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!
Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.
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Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo...

Santa to Pappu:Where's Sukhna Lake?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.
Pappu: Who's Banta?
Santa: Pata nai.
Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.
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