Kbhi Kushi Kabhi Gam

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Kabi kushi kabi gam..
Mere msg na honge kum...
Kabi alvida na kahna..
msg karte rehna...
Dhoom..
Mere sms padh kar jhum...
Phir hera pheri..
Ab msg ki teri bari ...

Kiski Pant

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Teacher : Agar tumhari aik Pocket me 500 Rs ho aur doosri mein 1000, to tum kya Sochogay ?
Santa: Yahi k mene kisi aur k Paint pehen li hai

Dua kabool nahi hoti.

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Ghalib ko ek dost ne kaha: Jo sharaab pite hai unki dua kabool nahi hoti.
Ghalib: Jinhe sharaab mil jai unhe dua ki zarurat nahi hoti.

What if doctors make film

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Socho agar doctor film banate to title kya hota?
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1. Kabhi khansi kabhi jukam
2. kaho naa bukhar hai
3. TB no 1
4. Kal patient ho na ho
5. Hum blood de chuke sanam

Best Freind

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A good friend is one who tells you to study well…
But a best friend is one who stands outside the examination room and shouts

“Abbe kuch aa raha hai ya aur cheat fekuuuu....”

Dancing and singing chicken.

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Girl- Today i was cooking chicken, when i added HARA DHANIYA, guess what happened.
Boy- Pata nahi, tum batao
Girl- Chicken start dancing and singing “HUM PE YE KISNE HARA RANG DAALA… MAAR DAALA-ALLAAHH…

Izzat ka sawall

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Basanti : Bhag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai.
Dhanno : Tujhe apni padi hai meri soch jiske peeche GABBAR ke 10 ghode pade hai.