Best Freind

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A good friend is one who tells you to study well…
But a best friend is one who stands outside the examination room and shouts

“Abbe kuch aa raha hai ya aur cheat fekuuuu....”

Dancing and singing chicken.

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Girl- Today i was cooking chicken, when i added HARA DHANIYA, guess what happened.
Boy- Pata nahi, tum batao
Girl- Chicken start dancing and singing “HUM PE YE KISNE HARA RANG DAALA… MAAR DAALA-ALLAAHH…

Izzat ka sawall

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Basanti : Bhag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai.
Dhanno : Tujhe apni padi hai meri soch jiske peeche GABBAR ke 10 ghode pade hai.

Vo unchai kis kam ki........

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Jaha yad na aye vo tanhai kis kam ki,
Bigde rishte na bane to khudai kis kamki,
Beshak apni manjil tak jana he,
Par jaha se apne na dikhe vo unchai kis kam ki........

Hastey raho..

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Padosi:Yaar tere ghar se hamesha hasne ki awaaz aati hai. Khushi ka raaz
kya hai?
Husband: Biwi mujhe jute marti hai.. Lag jaye to woh hansti hai.. na lage
to main!

Kundli me sirf sukh likha he..

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Ek AADMI Jyotishi se:
Meri shaadi kyun nahi ho rahi hai...??

Jyotishi- Kaise hogi ??
Kundli me sukh hi sukh likha hai....!

Har din pyar ka haqdaar

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Pyar sabdo ka mohtaj nahi hota,
Dil me har kisi ka raj nahi hota,
Q intejar karte hai log valentine day ka,
Kya saal ka har din pyar ka haqdaar nahi hota?