Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Biwi-ko apni palko...

Biwi-ko apni palko-pe bitha-lo,
Deke khushi uske sare gham chura-lo,
Pyar aisa karo ke sab dehkte rahe jayen,
Padosan bhi aake kahe: "Muze bhi apni BIWI bana-lo"

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

TOM & JERRYd

Dil mein basi hai dosti teri,
Ankho me basi hai tasveer teri,
Jab be aaye yaad humko teri,
Hum dekhte hai TOM & JERRY

Teri pyari si

Teri pyari si umeed kaise tod jaaun
tu khwab dekhe aur main nazar na aaun
kuch to baat hai dosti me apni
kya tere kadam nahi kahte ek baar mil aaun ?

Har karz dosti ka

Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega
Jab hum na rahe to dosti kon karga
a khuda mere dosto ko salmat rakhna
warna meri shaadi me dance kaun karega?

Duri ho to

Duri ho to ehsaas hota hai,
Dost k bina jiwan kitna udaas hota hai,
Umar ho apki sitaro jitni lambi,
Aisa dost kahan har kisik paas hota hai.

Kinaro pe

Kinaro pe sagar ke khazane nahi aate,
Fir jeevan mein dost purane nahi aate,
Jee lo in palo ko hass ke janab,
Fir laut ke dosti ke zamane nahi aate.

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Husband pasand nahi karte

doctor to lady: kiya aap dilevery k waqat bache k baap ko apne pass dekhna chati hain?
Lady: nahi un ko mere husband pasand nahi karte.