Gobar Jaisa Swad..

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Santa : Kaisi Sabzi Banai Hai, Bilkul Gobar Jaisa Swad Hai !
Jasmeet : Hey bhagwan! Na Jane Inhone Kya-Kya Kha Ke Dekha Hua Hai. Gobar Ka Swad Bhi Pata Hai..!

Galat Sangat

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Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur
woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.

Time kya hua?

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Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?
Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!
Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.

Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo...

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Santa to Pappu:Where's Sukhna Lake?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.
Pappu: Who's Banta?
Santa: Pata nai.
Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.

Ashko ke moti..

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Hum woh hai jo har haal me muskurate rehte Hai,
apne har gamoko dil ki gehrai me chhupate rehte,
Kise hamari parvah nahi firbhi sabke ashko ke moti banate rehte hai

Unke sath muskurane ki..

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Haqikat na puch mere afsane ki,
Uske jate hi badal gayi najar jamane ki,
Log puchte hai mai khush q nahi,
Kaise kahu adat thi uske sath muskurane ki.

Jaruat hai Hazaro Ki...

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Na chahat hai chand ki,
Na arzoo hai sitaro ki,
Na umid hai nazaro ki,
Na khawish hai baharo ki,
Tumhare jaisa ek DOST mil jaye to kya jaruat hai Hazaro Ki.

Hamara Naam liya..

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Zindagi udas hone ka kaam nahi,
DOSTI sirf paas hone ka naam nahi,
Agar tum door rehkar bhi hame yaad karo,
Iss se bada hamare liye koi inaam nahi.....

Jab maine darwaza khola..

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Jab maine darwaza khola,
Apki ankho me AANSU,
chehre par hansi thi,
Sanso me aahen,Dil me bebasi thi.
Pehle kyu nahi bataya,
Darwaze me ungli phasi thi :)

21 Topein..

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Banta : Praji, Jab Main Paida Hua Tha To Military Walon Ne 21 Topein Chalayeen Thi.
Santa : Kamaal Hai ! Sab Ka Nishana Kayse Chook Gaya..?

KG kiya re

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1 chhoti si
LADKI
jisne abhi
KG CLASS
pas kiya h
koun sa
gana gayegi?

KG kiya re!!

Telephone Directory

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Yuvti- "Wah Telephone Directory me hai!"
Yuvak- "Achaa aur tumhara naam kya hai?"
Yuvti- "Wah bhi usi pustak me milega!"

Uble hue ande

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Premika- "Dear, tum murgiyo ko garam paani se kyu nehala rahe ho?"
Premi- "Taaki ye uble hue ande de!"

Parwah

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Girlfriend- Tum to bas apne kam me lage rehte ho.Meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai tumhe.
Santa- Oye,Pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi karte

Santa

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Santa: Bhai saheb 2 ticket dena.
Conductor: 2 Q?
Santa: 1 kho jaye to dusri kaam ayegi
Conductor: dono kho gayi to?
Santa..pass hai na.

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Premika- "Tum jaise bhi ho, mere ho jao!"
Premi- "Mai itni jaldi kuch nahi keh sakta!"
Premika- "Mujhe abhi jawaab chahiye, kyuki yahi sawaal mujhe auro se bhi karna hai!"

Kbhi Kushi Kabhi Gam

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Kabi kushi kabi gam..
Mere msg na honge kum...
Kabi alvida na kahna..
msg karte rehna...
Dhoom..
Mere sms padh kar jhum...
Phir hera pheri..
Ab msg ki teri bari ...

Kiski Pant

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Teacher : Agar tumhari aik Pocket me 500 Rs ho aur doosri mein 1000, to tum kya Sochogay ?
Santa: Yahi k mene kisi aur k Paint pehen li hai