Tum Chanda aur Mein Sitara

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Kash tum chanda aur mein sitara hota,
Aasman par ek aashiyana hamara hota,
Log tumhe dur bahut dur se dekhte,
Aur tumhe chune ka haq sirf hamara hota.

Pyaar Hua Kinaro se...

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Lehro ko Pyaar Hua Kinaro se,
per Shaadi Hui Samundar se,
Aaj Bhi Kinaro ki Chahat Lehron ko,
Khinch Lati hai Lekin Badnaam na ho,
Mohabbat isliye laut jati hai.

Uff tak nahi Karta....

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Aaina Toot Kar Aks pe Shaq Nahi Karta,
Bina Gul ke Gulshan Mehka Nahi Karta,
Badnaseeb toh sine main chupa hua Dil Hai,
Jo Toot ke Chur ho jata hai par Uff tak nahi Karta.

Koi na mila...

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Koi na mila aisa jis per duniya luta dete,
Sub ne dhokha diya kis kisko bhula dete.
Dil ka dard dil me dabaye rakha he,
Bayan kiya hota to mehfil ko rula dete.

Tanha Chhod Gaye...

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Dil Main Jagah di toh Dil Tod Gaye,
Bepanah Mohabbat ki toh Bewafai kar Gaye,
Taras Na Aaya Unhe Hamari Wafaon pe,
Isliye Tadapne ke liye Tanha Chhod Gaye.

Unse Hi Mulakaat Ho....

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Aaj aap ke Raat ki Acchi Shuruwat Ho,
Pyaar bhare Sapno ki Barsaat Ho,
Jinko Din Bhar Dhundhti Rahi aapki Palke,
Rub Kare Sapno Main Unse Hi Mulakaat Ho.

Biwi-ko apni palko...

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Biwi-ko apni palko-pe bitha-lo,
Deke khushi uske sare gham chura-lo,
Pyar aisa karo ke sab dehkte rahe jayen,
Padosan bhi aake kahe: "Muze bhi apni BIWI bana-lo"

TOM & JERRYd

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Dil mein basi hai dosti teri,
Ankho me basi hai tasveer teri,
Jab be aaye yaad humko teri,
Hum dekhte hai TOM & JERRY

Teri pyari si

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Teri pyari si umeed kaise tod jaaun
tu khwab dekhe aur main nazar na aaun
kuch to baat hai dosti me apni
kya tere kadam nahi kahte ek baar mil aaun ?

Har karz dosti ka

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Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega
Jab hum na rahe to dosti kon karga
a khuda mere dosto ko salmat rakhna
warna meri shaadi me dance kaun karega?

Duri ho to

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Duri ho to ehsaas hota hai,
Dost k bina jiwan kitna udaas hota hai,
Umar ho apki sitaro jitni lambi,
Aisa dost kahan har kisik paas hota hai.

Kinaro pe

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Kinaro pe sagar ke khazane nahi aate,
Fir jeevan mein dost purane nahi aate,
Jee lo in palo ko hass ke janab,
Fir laut ke dosti ke zamane nahi aate.

Husband pasand nahi karte

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doctor to lady: kiya aap dilevery k waqat bache k baap ko apne pass dekhna chati hain?
Lady: nahi un ko mere husband pasand nahi karte.

Plastic surgery karvali

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sardar dukhi tha kisi ne pocha kyon tension main ho?
sardar: yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery k liye 3 lakh diye the
ab main us ko pehchan nahi pa raha hoon.

Ullu bana diya

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sardar: aaj main ne pani ko ullu bana diya.
freind: pani ko ullu? woh kaise?
sardar: oye! subha main ne pani garam kiya aur thande pani se naha liya..

20 saal baad

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ek sardar ka 20 saal baad beta hua. woh udas hogaya.
2nd dost : yaar udas kyon ho?
Sardar: 20 saal baad beta hua hai "woh bhi itna chota"

School samaj liya..

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ladka hum 25 bahen bhai hain.
ladki : kiya aap k ghar family planning wale nahi aate?
ladka : aaye the school samjh k vapas chale gaye.

mar gaya kiya?

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ek admi ki car se parrot takra k behosh hogaya.
admi parrot ko ghar le gaya pinjre main rakha aur khana diya.
parrot hosh se jaga aur bola - jail?
car ka driver mar gaya kiya?

Yaad he nahi aa raha

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Sardar sharab peeta ro raha tha.
Sharab wala : kyon ro rahe ho?
Sardar : aur kiya karon? main jis ladki ka naam bhulana
chata hoon. us ka naam yaad he nahi aa raha.

Arre Dost....

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Arre Dost....
teri yaad mein loose motions hogaya hai.....
yeh bhi toh mere ansu hai

bas rasta kho gaya hai!!

Achhe dost

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Achhe dost kitni bar bhi ruth jaye
Unhe mana lena chahiye
Kyuki woh kamine hamara sara raaz jante hai
Kya pata kab telecast karde......

Pani se juda hokar

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Pani se juda hokar machliya Q mar jati hai?
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Qki unhe malum nahi tha kisi ki nazdikyan pahle "AADAT", fir "ZARURAT" or
baad me "ZINDAGI" ban jaati hai...

Shikwa Uski yado se..

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Shikwa Uski yado se Kuch is Traha Kiya Hamne,
Hasti hui Shama Ko rula diya humne.
Ek Lamha Diya Tha usne Jine k liye,
Or Usi me Zindagi Ko Bita diya Hamne.

Khushiyo se dil ko aabad rakhna

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Khushiyo se dil ko aabad rakhna,
Aur gamo se dil ko aazad rakhna.
Ham rahe ya na rahe,
Jab bhi fursat mile;
To dil me hame bhi yaad rakhna.

Chhod diya

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Humne Unke Samne aana Chhod diya,
Aapni Chahat ko jatna chhod diya,
Qki Jithe the Jinki hasi pe,
Unhone hi dekh kar hume Mushkurana chhod diya.

Chhod diya

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Humne Unke Samne aana Chhod diya,
Aapni Chahat ko jatna chhod diya,
Qki Jithe the Jinki hasi pe,
Unhone hi dekh kar hume Mushkurana chhod diya.

HUM milenge

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Zindagi mein hamesha naye dost milenge,
kahi zyada to kahin kum milenge.
Aitbaar zara soch kar karna,
mumkin nahi tumhe har jagah HUM milenge.

Tootte Tare Ko Dekha

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Tootte Tare Ko Dekha To Socha Mang Lu Aj Fariyad Koi
Jab Manga Kuch To Dil Se Aawaz Aayi
Jo Khud Toot Raha He Wo Kese Pure Krega Arman Koi...

Nazar Andaz Kaise kare

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Nazar Andaz Kaise kare aapko,
Nazaro me Bitaya Hai jo apako,
yaad aane par Roye b to kaise,
darte hao Jhuki Jo palke to chubhenge aapko.

Diwali ka Tyohar

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Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko, Diwali ka Tyohar

Khub Khub Shubheccha

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Laksh Divyani Ujalali Nisha Ghevuni Navi Umed,
navi asha Hotil purna manatil sarva Iccha,
Diwalichya Tumhala Khub Khub Shubheccha...
* * * Happy Diwali * * *

Ek Dua Mangte hai

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Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se...
Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!!
Happy Diwali and New Year that leads you on the road of Success.
A Bliss from Inside

Happy Diwali

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Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,
Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe,
Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye,
Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye,
Happy Diwali

Happy Diwali

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May the Divine Light of Diwali Spread into your Life Peace,
Prosperity, Happiness and Good Health.
Happy Diwali

Happy Diwali

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May the Divine Light of Diwali Spread into your Life Peace,
Prosperity, Happiness and Good Health.
Happy Diwali

Diwali ki Shubhkamana

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Troubles as light as Air,
love as deep as Ocean,
Friends as Solid as Diamonds,
and Success as bright as Gold...
These are the wishes for you and your family on the eve of Diwali.
Diwali ki Shubhkamana

Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe

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Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe,
Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari '
Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe...' Happy Diwali

Happy Diwali

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Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi,
Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai.
Happy Diwali

Dhero Shubh Kamanaye

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Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga,
Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga,
Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj, Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap ke liye
Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye..

Happy Diwali

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Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,
Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka.... Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho...
Happy Diwali

Happy Diwali

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Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,
Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka.... Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho...
Happy Diwali

Diwali aai

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Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli,
Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli,
deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan,
Sabko Bhaye, "Happy Diwali"

That bring you joy

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May the beauty
Of deepavali season
Fill your home with
Happiness,
And may the coming year
Provide you with all
That bring you joy!

Happy Deepavali

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For this, is a special time when family
And friends get together,for fun.
Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days,
In this festive season of diwali and always!!!!!!!!
"Happy Deepavali"

Happy Deepavali

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For this, is a special time when family
And friends get together,for fun.
Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days,
In this festive season of diwali and always!!!!!!!!
"Happy Deepavali"

HAPPY DIWALI

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With my
1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A"S…
All wishing you a very very
HAPPY DIWALI!

SHUBH DIWALI

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I Pray to God to give U
Shanti,
Shakti,
Sampati,
Swarup,
Saiyam,
Saadgi,
Safalta,
Samridhi,
Sanskar,
Swaasth,
Sanmaan,
Saraswati,
aur SNEH.
SHUBH DIWALI...

Light of diwali

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May the divine light of diwali
spread into your Life
peace, prosperity, happiness
and good health.

Happy Diwali

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Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,
Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai,
Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur
apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai.
* Happy Diwali *

HAPPY DIWALI

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3 days
72 hours
4320 mins..
259200 seconds..
are left.. I think i am the first person to
wish U HAPPY DIWALI..

With gleam of Diyas

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With gleam of Diyas
And the Echo of the Chants
May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life
Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!

Ab bhaago

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Ek bachha door bell bajaane ki koshish kar raha tha.
Ek old man ne dekha aur bell baja di.
Aur bachhe se bola: Aur kuch beta?
Bachha: Ab bhaago.

Mayaavati zindabaad

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A poor man of U.P catches a fish but can't cook due to No gas No
electricity No Oil Man puts fish back in to river. Fish comes up and shout
"Mayaavati zindabaad"

Majaak b nai kar sakta

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Ek dukhi aadmi bola: Aisi zindagi se toh maut achhey.
Achanak yamdoot aya aur bola : Tumhaari jaan lene ka huqum hai.
Aadmi: lo kar lo baat, ab insaan majaak b nai kar sakta.

Ap khud he ja k le aao

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Dada (Grand Father): Beta ja paani le aa.
Pota (Grand Son): Mai nai
laa sakta, mai game khel raha hun
2nd Pota (Second grand son): Rahne do dada g, ye to hai he BADATMEEZ .... ... .. ... .. .. Ap khud he ja k le aao.

Bakwaas mat karo

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Gin : Kya huqum hai mere Aaka ? Aaka: Mere account me 10
crore rupiye aur katrina se shaadi 10 sec me karwa do. Jinn: Aaaka, huqum
karo...bakwaas mat karo !!!

HUM

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kise kabhi n chuka sako wo LOAN he HUM
Jo hamesha bajti rahe wo TONE he HUM
Is sms ki duniya k DON he HUM
Ab to pehchna gaye na kon he HUM

Kabi kushi kabi gam

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Kabi kushi kabi gam..
Mere msg na honge kum...
Kabi alvida na kahna..
msg karte rehna...
Dhoom..
Mere sms padh kar jhum...
Phir hera pheri..
Ab msg ki teri bari ...

Parwah nahi karte

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Girlfriend- Tum to bas apne kam me lage rehte ho.
Meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai tumhe.
Boyfriend- Oye,Pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi karte..

Kya Sochogay?

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Teacher : Agar tumhari aik Pocket me 500 Rs ho aur doosri mein 1000, to tum kya Sochogay?
Student: Yahi k mene kisi aur k Paint pehen li hai

Miss You

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In The Flower My Rose Is You,
In The Diamond My Kohinoor Is You,
In The Sky My Moon Is You,
I'm Only Body My Heart Is You,
That's Why I Always Miss You !!

EID MUBARIK

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I Wish You All A Very Happy And Peaceful Eid.
May Allah Accept Your Good Deeds,
Forgive Your Transgressions And Ease
The Suffering Of All Peoples Around The Globe.EID MUBARIK!!

Wish You A HAPPY EID MUBARIK

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May Allah Bless You On This Auspicious Day Of Eid,
And May It Be A New Beginning Of Greater Prosperity,
Success And Happiness.
Wish You A HAPPY EID MUBARIK!!

EID MUBARAK To You With All Best Wishes

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May This... Eid Bring Fun,
Eid Bring Happiness,
Eid Bring God Endless Blessings,
Eid Bring Fresh Love...
EID MUBARAK To You With All Best Wishes !!

EID-UL-AZHAR

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Aaj Se Aamiri Garibi Ka Fasle Na Rahe,
Har Insan Ek Duje Ko Aapna Bhai Kahe,
Aj Sub Kuch Bhool Kar Aa Gale Lag Ja,
Mubarak Ho Tuje Yeh EID-UL-AZHAR !!

Have A Happy EID MUBARAK

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Hope Love And Laugher, Warmth, Wishes,
Joy And A Bouquet Of Eid Wishes,
Jubilations, Become A Part Of Your Eid And Your Life.
Have A Happy EID MUBARAK !!

EID MUBARAK

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Eid Leke Aate Hai Dher Sare Khusiya,
Eid Mita Deta Hai Insan Mai Duriya,
Eid Hai Khuda Ka Ek Nayam Tabarok
Eisi Liye Kahte Hai Sabko EID MUBARAK !!

Wishing You EID MUBARAK

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May God Send His Love Like Sunshine In His Warm
And Gentle Ways To Fill Every Corner Of Your Heart
And Filled Your Life With A Lot Of Happiness Like This Eid Day.
Wishing You EID MUBARAK !!

3-idiots lesson of dosti

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dosti ke piche mat bhago......
agar bhagna hai to dost ki girlfriend ke piche bhago

dost jhak maarke tumhare peeche aayenga...

dosti

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Lafz aap do geet hum banayenge.
Manzil aap pao rasta hum banayenge..
Khush aap raho khushiya hum dilayenge.
Aap bas sub dost bane raho dosti hum nibhayenge..

Jeena chahte hai

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Jeena chahte hai, magar Zindagi raas nahi ati,
Mrna chahte hai, Magar Maut pas nahi ati,
Bahut udas hai Hum is Zindgi se,
Kismat bhi tadpane se baaz nahi aati..

Free Delivery

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Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: "Free Delivery"

Kahiye

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Ek tute hue dil ki awaj mujhe kahiye
Sur jisme hai sab ghum, ke woh saz mujhe kahiye
Main kon hoon aur kyaa hoon, kiske liye zindaa hoon,
Main khud bhi nahi samaja woh raaz mujhe kahiye.

teen common batain

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Pathan or Gadhay me konsi teen batain common hain???

Bachpan main dono khubsurat hotay hain...
Bachpan se hi mehnati hote hain...
Baray ho kr dono transporter ban jate hain...
:):):) ;)

Jab tum haste ho

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Jab tum haste ho to lagta hai ki
Insaan pehle bandar tha, dekho gussa mat hona kyonki,
Jab tum gussa hote ho to lagta hai,
Ki insaan aaj bhi bandar hai.

haseen pal

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Chandni raat hai, taaro ki baaraat hai,
Kitne khushnaseeb hai wo
Jo is haseen pal me
Aapke saath hai.

Jindagee se jitna sikhlo..

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Jindagee jakhmo se bhari hai,
Waqt ko malham banana sikho,
Haarna to hai maut ke saamne,
Filhaal jindagee se jitna sikhlo.

Jindagi me ek pal sukoon na paya

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Jindagi me ek pal sukoon na paya,
Duniya ki is bheed me khud ko tanha paya,
Tere diye jakhmo ko pyaar samajhate rahe
Tere isi bhoolawe ke piche aur kisi se dil na lagaya.

Jindagee wafa se nibhaani chaahiye

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Jindagee wafa se nibhaani chaahiye,
Ki jo dosti to dil se nibhaani chaahiye,
Waqt aane pe dosti ke liye,
Jaan bhi gawaani pade to gawa deni chaahiye.

kisi se dil na lagaya.

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Jindagi me ek pal sukoon na paya,
Duniya ki is bheed me khud ko tanha paya,
Tere diye jakhmo ko pyaar samajhate rahe
Tere isi bhoolawe ke piche aur kisi se dil na lagaya.

sum 1 special..

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Every body wants:
sum 1 special, sum 1 nice,
sum 1 cute, sum 1 smart,
sum 1 sweet, sum 1 honest,
tabhi to mein kahon
sare mere pechey kyon parey hain

sms ka jawab aata hai..

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sms kerne main kitna maza aata hai
lekin dil ghabrata hai
kyunke balance jata hai
lekin asal maza tab aaata hai
jab kanjoos logon se sms ka jawab aata hai